Micro-Chips in the Butt

I want to clearly and loudly state that I am TOTALLY against
micro-chips being inserted into peoples' butts.

And yet, I can't help noting that even if Americans had micro-chips
inserted into their butts (when they get their Mexican Flu vaccine
innoculations - for instance), they could be no more the bee-otches of
the corporations' agenda - then they are right now.

In science-fiction scenarios micro-chips are placed in peoples' butts
to enable anti-Human, totalitarian powers to fine-tune its control
over the Human.

The micro-chip in the butt is often associated with the Book of
Revelation's, number of the beast, the number all must wear to buy and
sell in the time when the damn Debil rules.

All I know, is that micro-chips in the butt would not make Americans
any more enthusiastically, ready and willing to go to the barricades,
to go to the town meetings, to go to the tea-bag parties (the
non-pornographic ones) to fight for the right of the corporations to
make filthy, obscene trillion-trillion dollar profits by treating the
American people like they be scanky, crack-ho's, with micro-chips in
their butts.

Having micro-chips in their butts could not make Americans any more
adamently, more militantly, more radically stupid in fighting against
their best interests and for the best interests of the corporate,
medical insurance gangsters and the pill pimps.